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Life’s a Journey, Not a Destination: How to Hustle, Flow, and Glow Your Way Through Goals
Alright, listen up, dream chasers and goal setters! You think having a goal is all about crossing some finish line like you’re in some kinda race? Nah-uh. Spoiler alert: the real juice, the real high-def, 4K, blow-your-mind experience is the crazy rollercoaster you ride to get there. We’re talking plot twists, detours, and the kinda life lessons that even your grandma can’t drop. See, a goal ain’t just a trophy you put on your mantle. Nope, it’s your rocket fuel, baby! It launches you off your comfy couch and into the game called Life. Sitting around is a no-go; that’s like being a human paperweight. Life is a dance floor,…
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Silence is Golden, but Your Energy is Platinum: The Tao of Keeping it Zipped for Maximum Sass and Class
Oh, honey, gather ‘round because I’ve got some ancient wisdom that’s about to rock your world, and let me tell you, it’s all about zippin’ it — you heard me, keeping that mouth of yours closed. Now, don’t get all riled up. We’re diving into the deep stuff here, Taoism, original blueprint life coachess, the ultimate Zen masters, people! So here’s the scoop: according to our Taoist friends, your throat is basically the energy guzzler of your body, like an SUV with a V8 engine. Right when you wake up, they say you should keep your mouth on lockdown. Zip, zero, zilch — no talking for at least half an…
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Cosmic Chemistry & Cash: Unleashing the Universe’s Sexy Secrets for Love and Wealth
So, what’s a star-crossed lover slash entrepreneur to do? Here’s the tea. Reflect, dissect, and respect your true self. Who’s pulling your strings and why? Get conscious about it.
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True Tarot questions
Well, hello, all you spiritual voyagers and seekers of the sizzling unknown! Strap in, ’cause I’m about to drop the celestial beats that Tarot’s been jamming to since the dawn of time—yeah, you know, the playlist of your life, babe! 🌌🎶 Picture Tarot as this divine mixtape of your essence. It’s got all the tracks—your burning questions, your secret yearnings, your “Why the heck does this keep happening?” moments. We’re talking love dilemmas, money conundrums, karma-level quests, the full monty! 💘💸🕉️ Craving Mr. or Mrs. Right but always end up with Mr. or Mrs. Meh? Tarot’s got the lo-down on your love lockdown. Wanna spice up your matrimonial mojo? Tarot’s…
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Job and career
We’re diving into the elixir of life called “Work That Doesn’t Feel Like Work.” Yeah, you heard me! If you’re punching the clock ’til kingdom come, you might as well do something that tickles your fancy, jazzes up your jam, and flips your universe inside out—in a good way, of course. So you wanna be a mogul, an artisan, or maybe a mystic card-slinger like me? Whatever jazzes your aura, lean into it. This isn’t just a 9-to-5 grind; it’s a soul-strumming, heart-throbbing mission, baby! Someone’s snoring? You? Nah, you’re scribbling dreams, scheming schemes, dancing until the morning light breaks. 🌅 The ultimate question: “What’s my mojo? My secret blend…
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My Tarot story
“Love at first sight. Hit me like a bolt of lightning,” is how the saga unfolds. Flashback to 1982, when Internet was science fiction and smartphones were as elusive as a unicorn at a rodeo. Books on the arcane? Honey, those were as rare as seeing Madonna in mom jeans. Libraries? A labyrinth of vanilla genres, with nothing even whispering occult or astrology. If you wanted a pinch of the esoteric, you were on the waiting list, darling—the celestial VIP lounge of bibliophiles. In those days, networking didn’t mean LinkedIn invites but underground societies. Makes you think of drug cartels, doesn’t it? No, no, it was way sexier: people ordering…
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The Cosmic Whisperer: Life’s Ultimate Advisor
Tarot isn’t just your run-of-the-mill deck of cards; it’s like the rockstar of cosmic wisdom, belting out the soul-stirring tunes of eternity. While dogmatic snobs peddle half-truths, Tarot is that brutally honest bestie who slaps you with the cold, hard facts, no chaser. We’ve got a whopping 78 cards in this cosmic jukebox: 22 Triumphs, the grand ol’ roadies of your soul’s evolution; and 56 Points, those everyday foot soldiers choreographed to the rhythm of the four elements—fire, water, air, and earth. These bad boys bring a whole melting pot of astrology, psychology, and numerology into one sassy soirée. Now, on the topic of history—grab your detective hat, because this…
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Tarot’s True Game: The Alchemy of Equilibrium
Ever wonder why you keep bumping into life’s pesky speed bumps just when you’re revving up the engine? Well, honey, that’s just some old-school, stuck-like-chewed-gum-on-a-hot-sidewalk energy haunting you. You’re not just a human, but a swirling vortex of thoughts, feels, and electric juju vibes! Sometimes, that energy plays freeze tag—like a sassy teen who refuses to grow up—and you’re left scratching your head. But fear not, darling souls. The Tarot is your mystical GPS, a cosmic Google Maps pinpointing where you’ve left crumbs of your sparkle. It’s like the ultimate decluttering guru, helping you Feng Shui the living daylights out of your emotional junkyard. Feeling stuck? Not anymore, sugar. Tarot…
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Love & Relationships Tarot
If you think love’s a game, then you’re playing in the big leagues and the Tarot cards are your power plays. Let’s get to the heart—literally—of what makes you tick, shall we? 🖤💫 First off, if your love life’s a rom-com, it’s time to rewrite the script. Yeah, you heard me. It’s all about digging deep, not just a shovel-to-soil situation but full-on archeological excavation. Why are you the Casanova or the drama queen in your own love opera? An ancestral hangover or maybe a past-life love affair gone sour? Recognize the patterns, sweetie, and you can flip the script. 📜🔮 Torn between “He loves me, he loves me not?”…
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Forecasts, analyzes and consultations
The Tarot is like your own personal cosmic glam squad. It’s not just flipping cards; it’s flipping the script on your soul’s drama, showing you how to strut your stuff in the universe’s grand catwalk. Think of it as diving into the VIP pool of your subconscious and fishing out pearls of wisdom like you’re at an A-list oyster bar. A little moonlight here, a little star-power there, and voila! Your inner shadows don’t stand a chance; they’re suddenly as irrelevant as last season’s shoes. So why stay in the dark when you could be the headliner of your own life’s stage? Now, who’s up for a soul-makeover? Navigating Consciousness:…