Be Your Own Universe: Vibes & Jives

    Ever dreamed of being so free that even the stars would want your autograph? I’m talking real freedom, baby — not just from 9-to-5 gigs or soul-sucking traffic, but freedom from your own overthinking noggin, that carnival of sensations you call feelings, and those sneaky senses that claim to know it all. So, picture this — a fab client swaggers into my Ki Tarot lounge, right? Conscious as a Zen master, pretty as a sunset, and brave as a lioness in Louboutins. But hey, plot twist! She’s freaking out. Astrology has her thinking Armageddon’s knocking on her door. Gurl, I couldn’t roll my eyes hard enough! Astrology, darling, you’re the…

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