Ever felt like you’re just a side character in the dramedy of life? Honey, let me tell you, that’s just because you haven’t learned the art of divine alchemy yet. Yeah, I’m talking about manifesting your dream life: a smorgasbord of health, love, and prosperity. Imagine you’re a wizard, and your wand? Those luscious thoughts and sizzling words. Say it, feel it, repeat it, and boom — life starts to shimmy and shake to your rhythm. Affirmations, baby, they’re not just fridge magnet wisdom; they’re the spells you cast in the Hogwarts of your mind. But hold the phone, you skeptics wearing “As if this could happen” bumper stickers on…