Call me Earth Mother. Yeah, I’m the one who fills your plate with bounty, got that? Sure, you might know me as Gaia, the ultimate Life Coach in a celestial sense. But man, do you treat me like an overused, outdated convertible. Hold up, I ain’t mad — let’s get that straight. It’s all in the cosmic contract, darling. Yep, just like you inked a deal with the Universe before you dived into this Earthly realm like a rockstar jumping off stage. Sometimes, life’s toughest lessons come gift-wrapped in tragedies, like losing someone way before their encore. You get me? You signed up for it, forgot about it, but the…

Imagine you’re surfing on cosmic waves, shedding off those stale mindsets that just don’t cut it anymore. Ladies and mystical beings, it’s like Spring Cleaning for your soul! You’ve got a Goddess vibin’ inside you — yeah, I’m talking about that creative and curative powerhouse! Feminine forms? They’re basically the VIP lounge for the divine, what with that whole life-creating gig. Good or bad, bitter or sweet, we all picked our human journey, like picking a flavor of ice cream but a lot less chill. Some souls even opted for the “dark chocolate with a side of despair” experience. But guess what? The universe is vibing high now, and it’s…